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Very Funny Jokes
Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye .
Bhongasing ek ped per chadh Gaye.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aaye?
Bhongasing: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Bhongasing: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hun.
Saas (bahu se): Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathhar nahi nikal sakti kya.
Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe thirty two daant diye 2-4 pathhar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?
Raja Pervaiz Ashraf: Yaar mujhey Mother’s Day pe koi Message nhi aaya?
Secretary: Master, Pakistan me jub Light jati hai,
Log aap ki Maa ko hi yaad kertey hain.
Desi Maalik Makaan: OK, mein tumko kiraya dene ke liye aur three din ki mohlat deta hun.
Kirayedar: Theek hai ji, mein Diwali, Holi aur Chrismas ke three din select karta hoon.
Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke pas se engish ki training lekar vaps aaye
ek din unhe ek call aaya. lalu ji bole “Who is speaking?”. jawab aaya “Hum Sasura Obama bol raha hun”.
Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe Gi,
Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga.
Damsel: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho.
Dad:result ka kya hua
Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata.
Son : mai pass ho gya.
Dad : fine, aur bad news.
Son:good news galat hai.
Ek operation ke baad patient bola:
‘doctor sahab Kya ab main aap logo se mukt hu?’
Beta doctor to neeche reh gye, main to Yamraj hun.
husband-talak lena hai,
advocate-talak lene ke liye 5000rp lagenge,
husband-pagal ho kya?pandit ne 51rp me shadi kari thi.
advocate-dekh liye na saste ka Natija!!
Gf (beau se): Ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye.
Beau: Voh to theek hai. par hum se shaadi karega koun?
Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka khaana mat khao..
Santa : matlbi dost se bach kar raho.
Banta : magar matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega. Santa=plain,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.
Banta dairy likh raha tha
“aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me mama banunga ya mami”.